"My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene."

 

David Ryder
Slab Bulkhead
Ridge Large Meet
Punch Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold BigFlank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstagg
Bulk VanderHuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefnos
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Blake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardpack
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Monk Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Rief Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Eat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
If I ever decide to have kids, I have a great list to choose names from.
  • David Ryder
  • Slab Bulkhead
  • Ridge Large Meet
  • Punch Speedchunk
  • Butch Deadlift
  • Bold BigFlank
  • Splint Chesthair
  • Flint Ironstagg
  • Bulk VanderHuge
  • Thick McRunfast
  • Blast Hardcheese
  • Buff Drinklots
  • Trunk Slamchest
  • Fist Rockbone
  • Stump Beefnos
  • Smash Lampjaw
  • Punch Rockgroin
  • Buck Plankchest
  • Stump Junkman
  • Dirk Hardpec
  • Rip Steakface
  • Slate Slabrock
  • Crud Bonemeal
  • Rip Slagcheek
  • Punch Sideiron
  • Gristle McThornbody
  • Blake Fistcrunch
  • Buff Hardpack
  • Bob Johnson
  • Blast Thickneck
  • Crunch Buttsteak
  • Slab Squatthrust
  • Monk Beefbroth
  • Touch Rustrod
  • Rief Blastbody
  • Big McLargehuge
  • Smoke Manmuscle
  • Eat Punchbeef
  • Hack Blowfist
  • Roll Fizzlebeef

If I ever decide to have kids, I have a great list to choose names from.

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